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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!