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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bowl, candy, diet, Halloween, health, humor, salad, sweet, treat, trick, trick or treat on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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