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"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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3 months ago

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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2 months ago

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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2 months ago

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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2 months ago

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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2 months ago

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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4 weeks ago

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64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Just shared via Discord:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Spreading quickly via X:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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