Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
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“Whoever said you can’t have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It’s all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic.”

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    I couldn’t agree more! My dentist enjoys my “green” salad approach to Halloween treats! If anyone asks, the chocolate is my version of croutons. 🥗🍫😂

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