Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
  • Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
  • Math is like Chinese to me.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.