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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bowl, candy, diet, Halloween, health, humor, salad, sweet, treat, trick, trick or treat on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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