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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Making waves on YouTube:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Trending via Snapchat:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Trending via Pinterest:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Making waves on X:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Just shared via WeChat:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Breaking via YouTube:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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69 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

63 shares on X this month:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

98 shares on Slack this month:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Trending via Facebook:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Just landed via Discord:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Just landed via Telegram:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Shared recently on X:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Trending via WeChat:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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