Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like this handyman isn't auditioning for a role in the customer's DIY reality show! 🎥😂 Remember folks, he's here to fix, not to entertain! 🔧💡" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that? I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying. I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship. The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.