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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Commentary:
"Looks like this handyman isn't auditioning for a role in the customer's DIY reality show! 🎥😂 Remember folks, he's here to fix, not to entertain! 🔧💡"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actor, customer, handyman, humor, i, joke, me, profession, remark, repair, wanted, watch, witty, witty remark, work on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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