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This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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13 shares on Instagram this month:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

12 shares on X this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

61 shares on Slack this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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