Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHave you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.