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  • Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
  • I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.
  • Somebody needs to get my shit together.
  • Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
  • Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?
  • McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.