Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with. As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.