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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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"Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, cat, companionship, friends, friendship, hang, having, humor, independence, never, ownership, pet, pet ownership, roommate, sarcasm, want on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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