Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Having children is a pyramid scheme.