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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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"Having children is basically like being the president of a frat house – except you can't resign, the messes are smaller but smellier, and the parties never end. Cheers to parenthood, where sleep is a distant memory and throwing up is just another rite of passage!"

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    SparkleNomad94

    I can confirm this beyond a shadow of a doubt! Add to that the constant cereal box parties and discovering “art” on the walls, it’s like living in a constant state of Mardi Gras! 🥳🎉🍼 Totally recommend it, 10/10… beats paying college tuition though! 😂🤣💸



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