Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.