Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a mirror when you have headless mannequins to show you the post-decapitation fashion forecast? A killer look, quite literally! 💀👕 #FashionGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt. If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch. I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence. I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.