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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.