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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.