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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.