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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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