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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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