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"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"

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18 shares on WeChat this month:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

97 shares on Instagram this month:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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The void screams into me.

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Going viral on Slack:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Going viral on Slack:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Spotted on Reddit:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Going viral on Discord:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Making waves on Slack:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Just landed via Slack:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Seen just now on Slack:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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