Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.
  • I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.
  • You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
  • I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.
  • My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.
  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.