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  • Maybe coffee is addicted to me?
  • I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.
  • I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
  • Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.
  • Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.
  • The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.