I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.