I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops. Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
