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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ’ค #PartyPooped"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, cops, humor, i, late, late night, night, own, party, ready, sleep on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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