I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops. If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
