I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready… Commentary:"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed. My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
