Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
  • It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.
  • If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
  • You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!
  • That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.