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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can…

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can…

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"Oh, the anticipation of a mother's kitchen scrutiny! 🤣🍴 It's like a rite of passage, right? Who else is eagerly awaiting the inevitable rearrangement of kitchen cupboards and drawers? 🙋‍♂️ #MomKnowsBest #KitchenMakeover"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, expectations, family, house, i, kitchen, me, mom, new, organize, tell, wait, wrong on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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