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  • We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
  • It was me, I let the dogs out.
  • Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.
  • McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
  • People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
  • Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.