I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like magic runs in the family… and so does the disappearing act! ๐ฉโจ๐ฎ Poor sisters, they must be tired of pulling those rabbits out of the hat! ๐๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didnโt want her to know. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half donโt know how to do math. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. I am half agony, half hope. A baby cow is called a calf because itโs half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.