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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

81 shares on X this month:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

51 shares on Discord this month:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I probably think this song is about me.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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