I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! ππ Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? π§ π«π" Related Funny Posts π€ Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that Iβm a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, itβs probably just that Mercuryβs in retrograde again. One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. My favorite childhood memory is having energy. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.