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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

My love language is being sent money.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

97 shares on Threads this month:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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