Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.