Trendy Funny Quotes

  • This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.
  • I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
  • My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.
  • My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.
  • Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
  • Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.