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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.