I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.