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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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“Who needs a love story that fits neatly into a 2-hour time slot anyway? Real love is like a never-ending series, complete with cliffhangers, plot twists, and plenty of popcorn-worthy moments! 🍿💕 #LoveIsNotaMovie”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged everyone, expectations, hours, humor, i, know, love, movie, movy, reality, relationship, romance, time on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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