Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
  • Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
  • Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!
  • All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.
  • I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
  • When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.