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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.