Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
  • I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.
  • I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.
  • The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
  • Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
  • I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.