I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don't know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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ā€œImagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDramaā€

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