Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Imagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDrama"

analogy, coworker, dude, eat, eating, fish, humor, i, just, know, should, think, weird

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

0

2 months ago

age, aging, humor, i, just, number, older
The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

0

2 months ago

activity, dance, fun, fun activity, humor, marriage, reason, relationship, trend, wedding
Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

0

5 months ago

doubt, easily, exercise, fitness, flexibility, humor, i, me, pose, right, self-doubt, whenever, yoga, yoga pose
Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

0

2 months ago

afterlife, connectivity, hell, humor, place, sarcasm, special, special place, technology, Wi-Fi, wifi
When is this robot army coming to take my job?

0

2 months ago

army, automation, coming, future, humor, job, robot, take, technology, work
I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

0

2 months ago

awareness, before, effort, end, going, humor, i, life, life struggle, motivation, need, point, procrastination, put, real, self, self-awareness, shit, struggle, together, waiting, world, world end

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

23 shares on Slack this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Going viral on TikTok:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Trending via WeChat:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Freshly posted on Threads:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I need a day off from myself.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Making waves on TikTok:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Making waves on Twitch:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨