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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approa…

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approa…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal envy of dogs – barking their hearts out without a care! 🐕🏡 Maybe we should all try barking at strangers and see if they bring treats instead of running away! 😜🐶"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bark, dogs, house, humor, i, strangers, wish on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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