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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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That fight could’ve been an email.