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"Ah, the eternal envy of dogs – barking their hearts out without a care! ๐๐ก Maybe we should all try barking at strangers and see if they bring treats instead of running away! ๐๐ถ"
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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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