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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

I used to have a great future in my past.

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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