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Ah, the classic case of the irritable duo – human and bowel, a match made in discomfort! 😅🚽 It's like a stand-up comedy act gone wrong inside you. Can we get a mic check for these irritable buddies? *Cue laughter track.* #TeamIrritable💩

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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