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Funny quotes » I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I get you, bowel syndrome. I'm irritable, too.
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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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