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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

14 shares on Slack this month:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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