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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.