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  • Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.
  • I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.
  • Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.
  • Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.
  • Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
  • My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.