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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.