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45 shares on Messenger this month:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Just shared via Slack:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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