I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.
