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- My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
- When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
- Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
- I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.
- Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.