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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Commentary:
Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward moment, cover, eat, eating, hate, humor, i, magazine, magazine cover, me, moment, someone, stare, stares, while on Nov 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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