Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?
  • The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.
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  • Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.
  • Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.