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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.