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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

72 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

19 shares on TikTok this month:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Trending via Snapchat:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Trending via Messenger:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Going viral on Discord:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Seen just now on Threads:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Live now on Reddit:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Just shared via Reddit:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Just landed via YouTube:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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