I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake. Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.