Trendy Funny Quotes

  • No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.
  • Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
  • Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.
  • My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.
  • Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.
  • The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).