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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.