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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.