I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

I haven't given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
“Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals”

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