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  • Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”
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  • I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.
  • My life coach traded me.
  • In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
  • Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.