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"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"

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81 shares on Snapchat this month:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

53 shares on Slack this month:

People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

57 shares on X this month:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

87 shares on Discord this month:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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