I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. Funny Quotes July 26, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too. Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man. I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.