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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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