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  • Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
  • You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.
  • The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
  • Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”
  • Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.
  • All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.