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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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My love language is being sent money.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.