I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.