I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.