Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.
  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
  • If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.
  • If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.
  • Does running away from my problems count as cardio?
  • Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.