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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.