I hope this email punches you square in the face. Funny Quotes June 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope this email punches you square in the face. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.