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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Just shared via Messenger:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Making waves on X:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Just landed via Telegram:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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66 shares on Threads this month:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Trending via Snapchat:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Making waves on Discord:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

For whom the doom scrolls!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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