I hope this email punches you square in the face. Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoa there, email! Watch out for those sharp corners! 😂💥💻 #EmailsWithAttitude" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.