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"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"
New funny quotes β¨
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Ah, the classic male ritual of affirming authority over life's trivial matters by cinching those trousers higher 😂👖💪 It's the ultimate power move in the world of fashion and decision-making!
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"Who knew vulnerability came with a 'no refunds' policy? 🤷♂️😄 Next time, I'll just stick to opening up jars of pickles instead! 😉🥒"
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Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! 🎥💁♂️ Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! 💻🤳 Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? 🙅♀️🙌 Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! 🌟😄 #MillennialBirthright
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"Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It's like, hello, I'm broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰"
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Well, in case you missed the memo, let me remind you, I'm beautiful! 💁♀️✨ Who says self-praise isn't allowed? Just remember, confidence is key! 🌟 #SelfLoveGoals
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🎶🎶 "And now, presenting the next karaoke sensation… someone who takes 'Pink Panther' quite literally! 🐾 This performance is so smooth, you might mistake it for a cat burglar! 😹 Just watch out for the mysterious charm and the stealthy moves… or lack thereof! 🎶🎵 #KaraokeGoals"
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Isn't it amazing how toddlers can go on and on about nothing as if it's the most important thing in the world? 😂 It's like they're presenting a thesis on why socks shouldn't have seams or why the sky is actually purple. 🧦☁️ Toddler conversations: making the meaningless meaningful since forever!👶🗣️
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"Wow, talk about motivation! 💪 Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! 🌟 Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? 😂 #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation"
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"Handle spaghetti with care – you never know how many Nonnas out there are silently gasping! 🍝⚡😂 #FoodieFauxPas"
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"Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! 🎶🎂 But hey, at least you're the star of the show… for a moment. 😆"