I hope your day is as nice as my ass. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope your day is as nice as my ass. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!” I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.