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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ass, compliment, day, hope, humor, i, nice, positivity on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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