I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him. Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.