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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Occupation: the ugly friend!

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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