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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.