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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of hoarding in the digital age! Screenshots meticulously filed away like buried treasure, just waiting for that 'Aha!' moment 📸💻 Don't worry, I'm pretty sure your husband's collection of old cords will come in handy too… one day 🤣🔌 #TechLife #DigitalPackRat"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, comparison, cords, day, humor, husband, i, keep, need, old, organization, preparedness, screenshot, storage on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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