I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.