I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🎨 "Who knew hanging paintings could be so scandalous? Just when you thought it was going to be a steamy moment, it turns out to be all about home decor! Talk about a plot twist! 🖼️😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me. I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo. People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?