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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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