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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.