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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.