I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.