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  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
  • Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?
  • If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
  • If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
  • I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.
  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.