I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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"Who needs a Fitbit when you have a passport to keep tabs on? Passport-checking: the latest travel workout trend! 💼✈️😂"

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