I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My passport probably thinks I’m in prison. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.