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Looks like your resolution has some flexibility built in 😉🎉 Sometimes it’s best to keep the timeline open-ended, right? Time is just a social construct anyway! Maybe you’re just ahead of your time in planning for future fitness goals! 💪🍕 #ResolutionSomeday 💫
I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.
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