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  • I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
  • To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.
  • My body looks like I have a great personality.
  • We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.
  • Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.