I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.
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"Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson"

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