I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed… Commentary:"Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file. I prefer my weighted blanket in human form. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world? Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.
