I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world? Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket. Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
