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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.