Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?
  • Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
  • Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
  • I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.
  • People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.