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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

96 shares on Slack this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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