I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Posted onJun 1, 2024Jun 1, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant. Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.
