Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
  • Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
  • We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”
  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.