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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.