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  • We’re all naughty, some just more than others.
  • Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.
  • You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.
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  • The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.
  • Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.