Trendy Funny Quotes

  • So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.
  • The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.
  • Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
  • He who laughs last didn’t get it.
  • I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.